amNY Finds Upsides to New Year, Which We Partially Endorse
On other matters, we will split the difference. amNY also celebrates our new baseball parks, while we celebrate the persistence of Dennis Kucinich, whom we expect to continue investigating the shady terms of the stadium deals. It holds out hope for the "New York spirit," emblematized by unemployed freelance journalist Robbie Wallenstein, who "said his luck has no where to go but up come 2009. 'I don't have money so how can I lose it?'" For his condition, which we expect shortly to share, this is perfectly acceptable, though we boldly aspire to the status predicted for the weather on January 1: sunny and cold.
We agree with amNY that it's a good thing Obama will be President; whatever shitstorm awaits, at least our frontman will not drop dead three weeks into his term and leave us in the tender care of a rightwing lunatic who would lead us into holy war with her unfriendly neighbor, Russia. See, we do know how to enjoy ourselves. Happy New Year!