2009 Nude Calendars So Far a Disappointment

There's still time to get your 2009 nude calendar! The Daily News offers a gallery of what look to be strictly softcore offerings at best, lacking the esoteric appeal of the Salford University and Canadian Women's Biathlon Team calendars we told you about earlier. Till Naked Charity updates, the best we can do for you right now is this Naked Clown Calendar from San Francisco's Clown Conservatory, which seeks "a cure for Multiple Sclerosis, One Laugh at a Time." It's for a good cause, and for the really specific fetishists of your acquaintance. (If this cowgirl decides to make a calendar, of course, we'll let you know right away.)