Obama Election Certified Today -- Unless Patriots Act!
Meanwhile, Dave Weigel finds some senators have been sending encouraging (form) letters to the patriots who ask them to investigate the foreigner Obama. "Thank you for contacting me with concerns about President-elect Barack Obama's citizenship status," writes Louisiana Republican David Vitter, who says he will "continue to monitor this situation and any cases on this matter in our courts." Jeff Sessions of Alabama says that "Senate ethics rules preclude me from becoming personally involved in pending litigation. I sincerely hope this matter can be fully and promptly resolved by the courts." Yee-haw! We allus knowed he din't look lahk no citizen, iff'n yew know whut we means! (Pushes in nose.)