Little Hitlers Leave Home

Little Adolf Hilter Campbell, 3, who became famous when anti-Nazi prejudice forced his family to go to Wal-Mart to get his birthday cake inscribed, has been removed from his parents' home by New Jersey Family Service, as have his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 1, and 10-month-old Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. The authorities didn't say why they were taken, and we'll have to wait to see if they have better grounds than the kids' peculiar names. If not, little Hinler particularly has a good legal case.