Stoop Drinker Wins in Court
VanRy must have sensed the tide turning in his favor, and it has: the Brooklyn Paper tells us his case was dismissed yesterday by Judge Eugene Schwartzwald, on the grounds that VanRy didn't get a constitutionally speedy trial. Still, VanRy is displeased, as are all sane New Yorkers, that he didn't get a ruling on the right to stoop-drink. Clearly this calls for massive acts of civil disobedience as soon as the weather turns nice. Photo via Facebook.
Update: In comments, Sarah Ferguson tells how she won a similar case way back in 1998.