Medical Headlines of the Day
Here's another: "Healthy diet, exercise ward off deep belly fat." So that's why we've got this gut! Nothin' to do with the ol' grain and grape at all. We'll just get our drunk ass up on that treadmill -- wait a minute: "Smokers generally had more visceral fat than non-smokers... besides the effects of diet, exercise and smoking, high alcohol intake was related to greater visceral fat in men, though not women." Jesus, it's always something -- we bet a chick wrote this, too. "Esther A. Molenaar of the University Medical Center Utrecht." Pfft, figures. Also: "Smoking encourages deep-fat accumulation because it reduces the action of estrogen and boosts the production of male hormones." Well, at least the smokes are making us manly, just like the ads said they world. Butch up, fellas, with ciggies and drink! It's a short life but a merry one.