Quick Hits

hookiesward.jpg

But really, everyone's a winner.

New York, what a town. We've got the Tonys, and sometimes the Emmys and Grammys, and the U.S. Pole Dance Championships, and now, just this past weekend, The Hookies -- awards for male escorts presented this weekend at Splash Bar. Our own Michael Musto presented an award; you'll never guess which one. Ridiculously NSFW coverage here.

On the het tip, no pictures but plenty of prose poetry in this Craiglist casting call for the music video "I Wanna Be Your Thong" ("You must be willing to T-bag and bottom from the top and dance experience is a plus").

A yogurt drink that acts like a "vaccine" against ulcers? Great! We'll take one with Kahlua.

The Time 100 Most Influential People of 2009 voting page features the most unflattering picture of Barack Obama yet. Further proof of liberal bias!

FDA clears Eli Lilly drug to treat heretofore treatment-resistant depression. Great! We'll take one with Kahlua, and a Cinnabon.

We were wondering when the first I-hain't-de-voluted-fum-no-monkey controversy of 2009 would get going. Thanks, Texas Board of Education!

Like this Story?

Sign up for the Weekly Newsletter: (Sent out every Thursday) Our weekly feature stories, movie reviews, calendar picks and more - minus the newsprint and sent directly to your inbox.

Privacy Policy
Sign up for free stuff, news info & more!

Tools

Links

Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places

    Voice Places

    Discover restaurants, nightlife, travel, shopping...

  • VOICE Daily Deals

    VOICE Daily Deals

    Get 50 to 90% off every day on restaurants, movies, massages...

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    More than 10,000 of the BEST things to eat, drink, and experience

  • My Voice Nation

    My Voice Nation

    Join the Village Voice community and get exclusive deals and info

  • Happy Hour

    Happy Hour

    Your local Happy Hour guide at your fingertips

or

Log in or Sign up

Social Connect:

Use your favorite account to access My Voice Nation.


Use your My Voice Nation account to log in:





Forgot password?
or

Sign Up or Log in

Social Connect:

Sign up for My Voice Nation with your preferred network.


Sign up for a My Voice Nation account:



Privacy policy