Times Collapsing, Clearing Way for Hacks Like Us to Rule
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In their conference call, the Times management said they were "exploring alternative, online business models" to keep the ship afloat. This probably means more underpaid online scribes: the Wall Street Journal says that there are now more bloggers than computer programmers, and only two percent of them make a living at it (a number we find inflated, given what AdSense and Blogads pay -- and that the finding was based on a survey of bloggers, who are notorious for overstating their earnings).
Like our rightwing brethren, we look forward to the day when newspapers collapse and housebound wire-biters such as ourselves are your only source of information. Say, did you know that Dick Cheney beat a bum to death with a golf club? Oh yeah? Can you prove he didn't?




























