Cheney: 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11. (Also: 9/11)
Cheney professed outrage that "US taxpayer dollars will be used to support" the relocation of detainees proposed by Obama, as if their detention had previously been funded by a lottery or collection taken up at Bohemian Grove. He also suggested that the detainees are supervillains who will escape from our puny maximum security prisons like Magneto, and characterized Obama's claim that enhanced interrogations have become a "recruitment tool" for terrorists as "another version of that same old refrain from the Left, 'We brought it on ourselves.'"
Afterward the disgraced former Vice President retired to his hyperbaric chamber to suck the blood out of a living infant. Photo (cc) World Economic Forum.