Britney Spears Celebrity Nude, Almost
We and several generations of burlesque club operators' lawyers agree that pasties = non-nude, but a scan of this morning's news and gossip sites reveals that as far as these leaked pictures from Britney Spears' "Gimme More" shoot go, brown contact paper is not clothing. So: celebrity nude! Those who wish may get a fuller view at What Would Tyler Durden Do, which observes, "on the set of Gimme More, as seen in these pictures that just leaked this weekend, [Spears] was a complete and total mess, yet today she seems to be doing great... These pictures are so awful and unsexy you're gonna feel like Cameron Diaz was in them..."