City to Sell Naming Rights to 7 Sorta-Landmarks
Well, if we're going to sell out, let's sell out in style. We note that the McCarren Pool, when renovated, will give its naming rights for $3 million. We hope and pray Dov Charney has the balls -- well, we know he has the balls, but does he have the funds? -- to step up and christen the thing American Apparel Sexual Harassment Center. Come on down to the pit for a better view, ladies!
(We also note with interest that the Post's graphic only lists six of the seven re-nominees. Can you guess what borough the one left off is from? They really can't get no respect.)