New York Celebs Do Cell-Phone Audio Tours of Central Park
We like it! We'll take it! And we look forward to seeing this played out in locations all over the city, For example:
• Donald Trump on Times Square ("Across the street. New Amsterdam Theater. Believe it or not, people used to watch pornographic movies in here. Now they watch Mary Poppins. Very classy, impressive, upscale, and successful. Though personally I think it needs more chrome").
• Rudolph Giuliani on Tompkins Square Park ("The bastards never knew what hit 'em").
• Harvey Keitel on Flatbush Avenue ("Okay, you keep your fuckin' eyes open, you hear me? Don't let these fuckers get ahead of you. Because they will kill you. Okay, now look, but don't stare. They think you're staring at 'em, they're gonna fuck you up, my man. Okay. Over to your right, that's Bklyn Larder. They got a lotta nice cheeses").