The 9 Beers Obama Should NOT Serve at the Gates-Sgt. Crowley Meeting
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As regular readers will have learned, we know nothing about politics. But we have determined nine beers which, for reasons that will be obvious, should not be served at the President's meeting:
Copper's Ale.
Spotted Pig Bitter.
Modelo Negro.
Xingu Black Beer.
Mickey's Big Mouth (or any malt liquor, and certainly not in 40-ounce bottles).
Black's Beach Extra Dark.
Arrogant Bastard Ale.
Redneck Beer (original, or Kid Rock variety).
Rebellion White.
Schlitz.
Update: We learn that Gates is "half-Irish," in fact distantly related to Crowley. As they're both Hibernians, we can now safely say that it doesn't matter what beer Obama serves them, as long as there's plenty of it.
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