Obama Will Drink Piss Beer at Gates-Crowley Summit
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We hope the three of them will get good and ripped, and that Obama will use his influence to obtain mercy for Boston Police Officer Justin Barrett, who was apparently so angered by the aftermath of the Gates incident that he called Gates a "jungle monkey" in an email, for which he has been suspended from the force. We don't like the idea of speech codes in general -- and besides, nothing would burn this guy's ass more than being pardoned by a black guy.
Update: It appears the beer choices (Red Stripe, Bud Light, Blue Moon) suggest the phrase "Red, Lite, and Blue," which is already driving right-wing buffoons crazy. Obama's so smart, we're beginning to think he invented birtherism.
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