Latest Michelle Obama Outrage: Closes Eyes, Maybe Bumps Head

Oh good: we were worried we'd have to get through the day without an outrage. The latest offense: Michelle Obama closing her eyes at Ted Kennedy's funeral. "Michelle Obama falls sound asleep during Ted Kennedy's funeral," cries PUMA site HillBuzz. "The least this woman can do is stay awake during the funeral of the murderer who gave their family that dog her husband named after his own initials." "The always classy Michelle Obama, exhausted from her Martha's Vineyard vacation, can't keep her eyes open during the Homily at the funeral of Senator Ted Kennedy," says BucksRight. If you'd like to see the First Lady get her comeuppance, there's also footage of her allegedly bumping her head as she enters Air Force One. It's quick and may not be as advertised, but you can read into it, as Holger Awakens does: " First Lady, Michelle Obama, Gracefully Bonks Her Head On Apparently Too Small Jet Doorway." The Right Perspective calls it a "blooper." "Muchelle getting her hips bruised going in and out of the a door sounds more probable than her head," muses Lame Cherry in a spectacular 855-word post on the subject. The woman's just a nightmare! How did she ever get elected?

Like this Story?

Sign up for the Weekly Newsletter: (Sent out every Thursday) Our weekly feature stories, movie reviews, calendar picks and more - minus the newsprint and sent directly to your inbox.

Privacy Policy
Sign up for free stuff, news info & more!

Tools

Links

Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places

    Voice Places

    Discover restaurants, nightlife, travel, shopping...

  • VOICE Daily Deals

    VOICE Daily Deals

    Get 50 to 90% off every day on restaurants, movies, massages...

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    More than 10,000 of the BEST things to eat, drink, and experience

  • My Voice Nation

    My Voice Nation

    Join the Village Voice community and get exclusive deals and info

  • Happy Hour

    Happy Hour

    Your local Happy Hour guide at your fingertips

or

Log in or Sign up

Social Connect:

Use your favorite account to access My Voice Nation.


Use your My Voice Nation account to log in:





Forgot password?
or

Sign Up or Log in

Social Connect:

Sign up for My Voice Nation with your preferred network.


Sign up for a My Voice Nation account:



Privacy policy