Staten Island Skinhead Arrested for Trying to Burn Down 7-11 (Updated)
The Advance is probably trawling for Stormfront types to either disown the man in question as a "splitter" or to rage about our Nubian President and race war. You are also most welcome here, also, bald dorks! Don't forget to bookmark!
Update: The Advance now say that while the suspect, Michael Graham, who sprayed the joint with lighter fluid and started a small blaze, is in fact bald, "it is currently unclear if his motive was related to race." So it's possible he was just mad at them for not stocking any Bald Guyz products.