This is the Kind of Morning It's Been: Tiger Woods Farts
A video of Tiger Woods allegedly farting on the 18th hole of the Buick Open -- or, as breaking news site Uploaded Channel puts it, "Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods farts, Tiger Woods fart video, Tiger fart, Tiger Farts, Buick open fart, Buick open" -- has been burning up the internet. But now the video has been removed "due to a copyright claim by PGA TOUR." So eventually you may be asked to pay for footage of Tiger Woods farting -- just like quotes from AP dispatches. Carry on.