Lenny Dykstra's year just keeps getting worse. The '86 Mets star went from car wash king and publishing mogul
, and his wife divorced him
. Now Nails is reported to be shopping his World Series ring,
as well as various game balls and other memorabilia from his glory days. Dykstra has a $5,700 a month pension from MLB
, but apparently that isn't enough to keep him in Twizzlers
and ashtray money
. We all know what comes next: Dykstra holding his cap out on street corners, sobbing, "I usedta be Lenny Dykstra!" Then he wins the love of a good-hearted woman who puts him back on his feet. Let's hope, anyway. Somewhere Darryl Strawberry is slowly shaking his head and thinking, "There but for the grace of God."