Anthony Marshall and his lawyer friend Francis Morrissey have been found guilty
in the fraud trial pertaining to Marshall's famous rich mom, Brooke Astor. It looks like the 85-year-old Marshall will spend the rest of his life appealing the decision, or may spend his declining years falling down
in a minimum-security prison. Yeah, these celebrity trials are really uplifting. But at least we got some fine rhetoric
out of this one.