Sexy Halloween Costumes for Little Girls, 2009 Edition
Some blogs are well ahead of the curve. "Every year, it gets harder and harder to find a costume for my oldest daughter that won't get her picked up by the cops as a street walker," wrote BaristaKids on October 1.
We want to play, too! Pictured is the "Preteen Size Red Riding Hood" costume available now at eBay. Yikes. Send your 12-year-old out to trick or treat in this, and she may get more than a candy bar in her basket. Better you should dress her as an acorn.
We're sure you've seen worse; if you have, please let us know.