The Office, World's Fattest Cat Implicated in David Letterman Staffer Sex Scandal
NOW has denounced Letterman ("The latest Letterman controversy sheds new light on the widespread objectification of women in the workplace"); the UK Metro says his humorous apology "lands him in hotter water with wife"; Showbiz Spy claims she wants a divorce...
The Weekly World News says Letterman has admitted to an affair with the "World's Fattest Cat." ("According to sources they would often go to a place in Chinatown that offered 'all you can eat dumplings.'")
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