Andrea Peyser Denounces Bloomingdales' War on Christmas
But professional Post scold Andrea Peyser sees through this secular charade! Today she says, "If you're skeptical about the existence of a War on Christmas... listen up," and tells us a "prominent friend" has seen these so-called Christmas windows and reports, while they're "tarted up this season with colored lights... there exists not a single mention of Christmas"...
"And," she adds, "as if to drive home that point, some Grinch hung an enormous wreath at the Lexington Avenue entrance of the store, emblazoned with a neon sign that says, simply, 'Merry'" Not another word."
Why, that could mean anything: Merry Kwanzaa! Merry Socialism! Merry Clayton! The Santas and sugar canes are all a ruse!
Peyser asks: "Next: Boiling the Easter Bunny?" We're not sure if she's referring to Bloomingdales' plans or her own. (Perhaps her or the PF's rage has an explanation besides chemical imbalance: one of the "Dynamic Duos" is the Obamas.) h/t Steven Thrasher.