Happy Holidays from Runnin' Scared, the U.S. Military
Google partners with them now. You can use the Google Earth browser plug-in to heighten the virtual reality of the experience.
You can track our whereabouts by following the trail of wrapping paper and liquor bottles. We will be popping in here from time to time, though, when we can find someone else to hold the gun on this fat fuck who says he was coming down the chimney to leave presents. Hah! What does he take us for? Santa died in 2006!