Lindsay Lohan Nude Comeback Improved with Simulated Sex
We thought Lindsay Lohan had retired from show business or taken an extended break to go to Yale like Jodie Foster, but here she is in a Muse magazine photo shoot, not only appearing topless but in some cases pretending to be in flagrante. At least we think she's pretending; we'll have to wait for release on the related video to confirm it. (More photos here.) It looks as if she's had some work done, perhaps by Curtis Mayfield.
Michael Musto, you've been seen and raised.