The Department of Health invites you to design the next New York City condom
. Yes, those rebranded LifeStyles condoms the city has been handing out like parking tickets for decades are getting a makeover and the Bloomberg Administration is giving citizens a crack at a certain kind of immortality. Anyone 17 and over can enter the competition! They say they're "looking for designs that reflect the city's diverse, distinctive culture while conveying the message that safer sex is better sex," which is a lot to get into a 59 mm x 59 mm space, so start brainstorming now. The submission deadline is January 22.