Daily News Enlivens Morning with Lesbian Sex Teacher Story

We hope the PC scolds out there are happy. For years they've clucked their tongues every time a female teacher was found having sex with a male student. And now look what's happened: the frustrated female teachers have been forced to have sex with each other.

Do you see what you've done, America? At least, in your mind's eye?

At Midwood's James Madison High -- that's the same James Madison High where old Mr. Parmet got his diploma last year -- French teacher Alini Brito, 29, and Spanish teacher Cindy Mauro were caught alone and "undressed"in a classroom by a janitor during a school assembly, the Daily News reports. They are remanded pending investigation to rubber rooms -- not the kind you may be thinking of, but Department of Education disciplinary chambers -- we mean -- oh, forget it. They're on leave.

The Daily News interviews the women's students about it. Brito "was friendly, not flirty," says one mature-sounding 16-year-old sophomore. Junior Eddie Ramirez, 18, says Mauro wore "low-cut tops, shorts, three-quarter length jeans," and adds, "You could see that she was the kind of person who would flirt," which sounds like an authentic teenage boy's assessment to us.

The News diligently records student testimony that "Mauro dyed some of her hair pink over the summer and has an array of sexy tattoos: a sun on her lower back, a flower on her leg, and a star on her foot." A star on her foot! We're not sure we can continue journamalizing in this state of arousal.

At Rate My Teachers, Brito gets a score of 4.1 in "Average Easiness."

The Daily News asks readers, "What punishment should be given to Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro?" So far most readers want them fired, but if the fist-shaking tabloid had included "they should wrestle in hot oil for my personal pleasure," we expect the results would be different.