Men's Health Lists New York Among "Least Drunk" U.S. Cities
But the shocker is that New York winds up on the Least Drunk Cities list -- #8, between Fort Wayne, Indiana, and Durham, North Carolina. What a fall for the city that once hosted Dorothy Parker, Norman Mailer, and James Agee, and is still the home of Vito Fossella! We blame Nanny Bloomberg and his drive to arrest stoop drinkers, and temperance lectures from the New York Times.
Among the cities even less drunk than ours are Miami (probably all coked up) and Boston -- Boston? Recount!