The Kids Are Alright -- Unless They Vote for Ron Paul at CPAC, Say Rightbloggers
So rightbloggers -- a large number of whom were credentialed for the event -- were juiced. "CPAC2010: An Event to really irritate the Libs," decreed RedState, was "on its way to ensuring many Conservative victories in November of 2010."
They had another reason to lay claim to the future: A lot of very young attendees.
"There are 10,000 people at CPAC," rightblogger Melissa Clouthier told the Austin Capital Times. "Probably half of them are under age 25." (Organizers said nearly half the crowd was under 22.) "So there's a LOT of young people, and a lot of energy. And there's more hope."
Along with hope, there was also -- perhaps partly in consequence of the younger crowd -- a little trouble with message control. This year's CPAC straw poll of Presidential contenders was topped by Ron Paul; the endorsement of Paul's libertarianism was a large change for the event (Mitt Romney, who had won the previous three years' straw polls, came in second).
Children being the future, CPAC pandered to its younger attendees with a "XPAC Lounge" featuring hip-hop, video games, and even comedians. "You see kids kicking back," said XPAC organizer Stephen Baldwin, "eating popcorn, checking e-mail on their Wifi with blazing speed."
One of the kids decided to try a little stand-up of his own at the CPAC lectern. In his routine, Jason Mattera of the Young America's Foundation called liberal women ugly, identified a "feminist new black man" as "a crossover between RuPaul and Barney Frank," and made fun of Obama using cocaine.
A tonic for the troops, no doubt, and like the Nancy Pelosi Pinata, par for the partisan course at such gatherings. Rightbloggers endeavored to get some extra mileage out of it by shaming folks who found Mattera's jokes in poor taste. There were plenty of these, but it's always better when they can get after the New York Times. The Times report appeared under the title, "CPAC Speaker Bashes Obama, in Racial Tones," and reporter Kate Zernike said Mattera used "a Chris Rock voice" in his act.
This mild rebuke provoked a deluge of rightblogger rage. "Surprise: NY Times Finds Racial Stereotyping at Conservative Convention," said NewsBusters. "NYT: Brooklyn Accent = RAAAACIST!" said The Jawa Report. Hot Air's Ed Morrissey defended Mattera: "He's been calling me his 'brothah' in his pronounced Brooklyn accent since the day I met him."
Dan Riehl accused Zernike of "smearing" Mattera and added: Look, I know a black guy.
"Some on the Left continue to toss [the word 'racism'] about irresponsibly and unfairly for political purposes," said Guy Benson at National Review. "It's disgraceful, and it must stop." At Big Journalism, Benson demanded an apology, ironically enough, for Zernike's oversensitivity (as did Riehl), and Andrew Breitbart did his usual berserker routine ("Kate Zernike of the New York Times, are you in the room? Are you in the room? You're despicable. You're a despicable human being. You're the New York Times").
(You have to wonder where these guys were when Wanda Sykes was taking grief for her comedy routine at last year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, which NewsBusters, among others, judged an attack on white people. But let's be hopeful; maybe the next time someone makes fun of Sarah Palin, they'll all rush to defend the muse of comedy.)
Along with the young people, there were also of a lot of Birchers at CPAC: The John Birch Society, the far-right conspiracy theorists who had supposedly been read out of the movement by William F. Buckley back in the 60s, were among the sponsors of the event.
It was suggested that the JBS presence was what kept Sarah Palin from the convention (along with its lack of speakers' fees). Dan Riehl found that hypocritical; "She is said to have problems with CPAC for their allowing the John Birch Society to have a booth," wrote Riehl, "but then she turns around and backs Rand Paul, who is about as aligned with the Birchers as any politician, save for his Father, right now." (When Ron Paul took the straw poll, Riehl was silent.)
Perhaps sensing that the Birchers did not offer good PR for their cause, few rightbloggers defended the Birchers' inclusion, and some like Power Line denounced it. Wizbang was an unfortunate exception: "CPAC letting the John Birch Society buy a table at their gathering is one thing," wrote Jay Tea. "Barack Obama building the foundation of his political career under the auspices of unrepentant domestic terrorist William Ayers... is quite another." We assume he meant the comparison to favor CPAC, although admittedly it's hard to tell.
But the Ron Paul win had to be addressed quickly and en masse, lest it dampen the convention buzz.