If You ____ It, They Will Come: Our Top 10 Gross Movie Quote Omissions from Videogum

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Show me the ____ !

Are you a fan of movies? How about sexual innuendo? Videogum's latest "Best New Party Game" (BNPG) is the delightfully uncomplicated #GrossMovieQuoteOmissions challenge, and boy oh boy are these folks down for a penis joke. It's like Mad Libs for (bored) grownups!

The viral video site's party games generally have something to do with TV or movies (most recently featuring an amazing video clip of Freddie Prinze Jr. doing a hacky sack performance art piece from She's All That). But in this most lowbrow of challenges, simply omit words from classic lines and replace with a sex organ, a slang term for intercourse, or the occasional bodily fluid.

The competition has garnered almost 400 comments on the original post and countless submissions via Twitter. Here are a few of what we consider the best.

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