Newsweek Still Has Yet To Learn Valuable Lesson on "Tempting Fate" Apparently

Good christ.

Via Henry Blodget at the Business Insider - who simply and astutely titles his post "Uh oh" -- here's the new Newsweek cover. In all of its glory. And we do mean "glory."

In no way will this story match up to this cover, but that's the least of its problems, and I haven't even read the thing yet. It does not appear to be a joke. It does appear to be the kind of absurd media speculation that people will view in retrospect as something they wish they could blame and tangibly beat, but if that point comes around, they'll have far greater problems than finding various ways to angrily destroy a piece of paper.