Everyone Loves Ronald McDonald--Please Don't Fire Him! (NSFW)
Rumors are rife that Ronald McDonald may soon be getting his pink slip.
It seems he's been tarred with the brush of the old McDonalds, becoming associated with all the bad things of the corporate past--high calorie meals, toys that bribe kids to make unhealthy choices, and a brain-dead, shit-eating grin that renders him useless as a modern, concerned spokesmodel. And he's just not green enough -- quite literally.
But we'd like to point out that many folks love the geeky clown with inflatable shoes. And by "love," we mean they really, really love him. Here's proof.
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