Paris Hilton's Advice to the People: Get a Bikini Body and a Yacht

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Apparently, even though skinny blonde ex-con billion-heiress Paris totally mowed a Carl's Jr. burger for a commercial, once, now that she's on the verge of 30 and in desperate need of a yacht-ready bikini body, she's put her teensy-weensy foot down about the McDonald's trips.

"I've been really working out. I'm not eating fast food anymore," the heiress, 29, told UsMagazine.com at the Victoria's Secret "What Is Sexy?" party at Drai in West Hollywood Tuesday.

What is sexy? These are the existential questions we ask ourselves at Runnin' Scared as well. However, is this a question anyone should be asking Paris Hilton? As one helpful commenter puts it, "I am happy for her but she needs a modest breast augmentation like Kate Hudson got. "

We would have suggested maybe a turkey sandwich, but anyway ... So Paris, what's your advice for having a fabulous summer?

"Summer must have? A yacht," said Hilton, who is heading to the Cannes Film Festival this week. "I'm going to St. Tropez, Monaco. I'll be working as well, but a lot of relaxing."

Breaking new ground every day, that gal.


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