Amsterdam to Employ "Decoy Jews," One-Liners Regarding Them Write Themselves
Amsterdam is now going to be using "Decoy Jews" to help ferret out anti-Semitic violence. They already use "Decoy Gays" and "Decoy Rich People," so this isn't really anything new. But still:
Choose One:
- Police interrogations now include the standard "Why couldn't you just have been a doctor or a lawyer?"
- Ponzi schemers everywhere shudder in fear.
- Somewhere, the Franks are like, NOW?
- And you thought cops' mothers were worried before this.
- You know what these guys won't catch? Tay-Sachs.
- So undercover, they even think your reform shul is "bullshit."
And so on. Please feel free to contribute your own in the comments.* Obligatory Snoop Dogg shout-out:
*Be funny. Not mean.
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