Facebook Photos of NYC's Red-Hot Russian Spy, "Anna Chapman," With Captions!
So! Anna Chapman -- if that is her real name -- is supposedly some kind of Russian Spy, and the feds totally busted her and a bunch of other Russian spies yesterday. Which is crazy. I can personally attest, however, to know one thing she didn't come to America for: to bring secrets of what it's like being SEXY AND HOT AND BANGIN' IN AMERIKA back to Mother Russia. Because Anna Chapman -- if that is her real name -- is hot. Like, 'Call me when you get out of your next interrogation, I'm a nice Jewish boy who probably would've been on trial with Arthur Miller in 1957' *makes phone with hands* 'no, seriously, hollerback, lady'-hot. But is this woman TOO HOT TO BE A RUSSIAN SPY?
Seeing as how this is the Village Voice -- where we are, after all, Excessively Sexy Experts -- we found Anna Chapman's Facebook page and posted some photos, which follow this link. And we paginated the shit out of them for capital-P Pageviews. Now come along on a Red Hot photo-post of crazy-sexy Undercover New York Russian Spy photos!