The Voice Fashion Crew Weighs in on Lourdes' New Juniors Line
As if the Material Girl's eldest spawn wasn't busy enough with her new enrollment at LaGuardia High and her ever-changing parental visitations with her real poppa, step-poppa, and baby Jesus, little Lola, ahem, Lourdes, is also debuting a Juniors clothing line via Macy's on August 3. On Wednesday the department store released sketches of a few looks. Prices range from $12 to $40 an item, but that's not what got the attention of the Voice's fashion crew.
Angela, Araceli, and Stacey, our resident wardrobe gurus, dive into the real matter at hand. Let's take a listen:
Stacey: And the emphasis on florals is her desire to pollinate the world? This is your theory, not mine -- I don't want to hijack it. You know what my problem is with this line? I'm going to tell you. There are no bows! I was gonna make a REALLY AWESOME "La Isla Bow-nita" joke and now that's ruined, ruined forever.
Angela: But, wait, I think there is one in the hair...in Look #3. You can make your joke now!
Stacey: Oooooh. It's like "La Isla Bow-nita" over here! WIN.
Araceli: Madonna is just looking to stay relevant with all age groups. This stinks!
Stacey: Unfortunately there is no peach, so "Papa Don't Peach" was D.O.A.
Angela: I was wondering if 13-year-old girls even know what "Material Girl" is?
Angela: Very true. Tavi is the ruler of tweens!
Stacey: Well, you know, the brand funding Lourdes/Madge is Iconix -- responsible for Candie's, which has Britney as a rep, and Bongo. I think their stock peaked in 2001.
Araceli: Bongo?! I did love them back in the day. Let's begin with the floral strapless number.