Tennessee Democrat Steve Cohen Presents Most Awkward White-Man Dance Ever (Video)

Remember the dancing Brazilian baby, with his exceptional moves and unprecedented verve? Well, this video of Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen white-man's-overbiting-it in a rap line at a campaign event is pretty much as opposite you can get from that. Sometimes you see things, and you just have to say things. Sweat-stained shirt? Check. Giant cell phone clipped to belt buckle of khaki pants, which need to be readjusted mid-shimmy? Check. Tufts of hair swaying rhythmically on balding noggin? Check. Livestrong bracelet? Oh, hell yes.

"Give him the support because the town is under pressure," the group rapped as Cohen danced alongside, reports the Hill.

Watch and cringe.

And this is why politicians should not dance.