Video and Tell: The Destruction of Downtown Brooklyn's McDonald's
So, McDonald's: The Fast Food Restaurant that's basically terrible for the universe. They had a location in downtown Brooklyn that you could reach by simply going over the Manhattan Bridge and taking a left (or if you're driving, you have to make a U-Turn at the Myrtle light, because you can't turn left at that intersection, which is stupid, but whatever). The point is that it was once a very prominently placed McDonald's, and now, it's gone, dead, done with. Hopefully something better will take its place. Now, here is video of that destruction, with commentary from the crane who destroyed it. Angry Crane?
Click to enlarge. Before and after Angry Crane's reign of terror.
ANGRY CRANE! HELLO. FUCK MCDONALDS. ME ATE THE SHIT OUT OF MCDONALDS WITH SHARP TEETH, BUT NOT, BECAUSE HA HA HA HA HA, NO MORE SHIT TO EAT. BECAUSE MCDONALDS GONE NOW. PRESS PLAY AND WATCH ME DESTROY.
0:07: ME LIKE CALL THAT "THE SWEEPER" BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE ME MAKING "SWEEPING" MOTION IMPORTANTLY BUT NO, JUST THROWING STUFF AROUND.
00:29: THE FIRST BITE ALWAYS THE SWEETEST. LIKE MEAT MELTING OFF OF BONE FROM COWS NOT GROWN LIKE/BY/AS ROBOTS.
00:32: TOOK TOO BIG OF BITE. NEEDED TO GO TO WATER BOWL TO WASH DOWN.
00:35: HEY PERSON WALKING BY WITH STUPID MESSENGER BAG WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING ME THIS IS AWESOME. SHOULD EAT YOU.
00:36: FAVORITE PART COMING UP.
00:41: IN YOUR FACE I JUST ATE THE FACE OFF OF YOU TORE THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN! WE DON'T NEED NO WATER.