20 Slang Suggestion Alternatives for The Female Condom
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So here: Our contribution to society's sexual contraception sub-culture, a list of Female Condom nicknames. Bloggers, conversationalist, silly old ladies of The View, whoever, please employ these terms at your own discretion.
Unless you write for Gray's Anatomy, in which case, steal any of these and we'll sue the shit out of you.
- The Anorak
- Concave Condom
- Spartan Shield
- Hoohah Hoodie
- Snatcher
- Muffler
- Catcher
- Box Wrapper
- Beaver Saver
- Cherry Bag
- Coochie Coup
- The Clam Dam
- Socket Pocket
- G.P. (Gynecomorphous Prophylatic)
- Chasm Phantasm
- Coochie Caddie
- Canyon Cleaner
- Baby Blocker
- Muffin Topper
- The Wet Seal
If you can think of any more, put 'em in the comments. If you need any more, well...you really shouldn't.
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