Iran Has Banned Mullets But Should and Will Not Stop There
So, the Iranian government is making mullets illegal. And, we're not for banning things, but this actually seems wise! Iran is also banning a number of other "decadent, Western" hairstyles -- we'll be able to see the full catalog after the oxymoronic Modesty and Veil Festival later this month, but so far, we know that dudes can't rock ponytails and "elaborate spikes."
We at the Voice have a few suggestions of our own. Iran, take notes.