More Sexy Spying: Topless Anna Chapman Graces the New York Post

By Jen Doll Mon., Jul. 5 2010 at 10:17 AM

Categories: Jen Doll, Oops!, Revenge, Russia, Sex, Sexy Russian Spies

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via New York Post

Alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman's British ex-husband, Alex, is cashing in on the spy cash cow, selling naked pictures of his ex and tales of their sex life to News of the World. (Link is rather NSFW, if you happen to be at work.) The New York Post picks up the pics and doctors them with "Top Secret" labels in the appropriate places, putting them on today's cover. Happy July 5th!

The two were married for four years, during which there were Mile-High Club "sex romps" on planes, s/m sessions (Anna "loved to wear nipple clamps and wield a WHIP like an interrogator as they were Ivan it off"), and numerous sexy pic-posing moments. Says the ex:

"I found her Russian accent such a turn-on," he said. "She was the most beautiful person I had ever met, with an extraordinary body, and I was infatuated with her."

via New York Post

Still, the poor hubby never thought he was married to a spy -- except for that one time a Persian prince got them into a nightclub, and now that you mention it, she was friends with a wealthy guy called Sergei who had a Green Card for no apparent reason. Other clues: Anna loved watching James Bond movies and Benny Hill. Well, obviously.

Apparently, Anna left Alex on account of her expensive tastes, picking some guy who could buy her a Cartier watch over him -- which perhaps explains the ultimate payback of him selling their sex pics to the papers.

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