Rich Woman Marrying Rich Man in Expensive Ceremony with Famous Guests

This week, a Stanford undergrad created a website called Wedding Credential that catalogs keywords used in New York Times wedding announcements. ""People like to make fun of 'elites' but also to read about themselves and I think the wedding section sort of provides a bit of both," he told the Observer. Today, two Stanford alums will tie the knot in Rhinebeck, New York. That's right: Chelsea Clinton is getting married to Marc Mezvinsky any minute now. Everyone is watching! The Times is liveblogging the whole mess. What more can you say, really? Here's to hoping she walks down the aisle to Destiny Child's "Independent Woman" and really put everyone on their asses:

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