The Faces of the Tan Tax's So-Called Reverse Racism: A Photo Gallery
Don't you just get all riled up when politicians impose on the rights of our population's most discriminated demographic, Pale People? The Washington Post reports that, in fact, some people actually do. Cries of "reverse racism" are ringing in response to Obama's tax on cancer boxes because, apparently, Caucasians are the only ethnicity stupid enough to use them, thereby violating their rights to equal protection under the law. We just want to know, on a scale of 1 to Snooki, which underprivileged celebrities will feel this oppression most? A gallery.