Barack Obama Turns 49 and a Lot of Things Are Right With the World
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- Prop. 8 Overturned! Think of how many San Francisco gays will share their engagement anniversary with your day of birth.
- BP Oil Well Killed! The Gulf of Mexico has two fiestas worth celebrating!
- GoogleWave Died! Their whisper in the virtual wind will gratuitously blow out your candles for you.
- A-Rod Hit 600th home-run! A real slammer for the President!
- No More Thin Pretzel Ads! Michelle Obama's child obesity campaign will be pleased!
- Kanye West Bought a Neon Suit! Obviously doesn't need commentary.
- Taylor Swift Releases New Single! We had to be fair and balanced.
Happy Big 4-9, Obama! A truly progressive birthday. Here's an entirely *blue* birthday cake:
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