Go Cocks? South Carolina Senate Candidate Alvin Greene's College Porn Problem

This is what one gets in Carolina for trying to "share the love," huh?

A 'Capra-esque longshot' Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate from South Carolina named Alvin Greene was indicted today by a grand jury "for disseminating, procuring or promoting obscenity" and also "a misdemeanor charge of communicating obscene materials to a person without consent" after he walked into a University of South Carolina lab and surfed his way to some porn for some apparently inadvertent onlookers.

Via the AP/MSNBC, the entire thing is very strange! Especially considering that this happened at the same state flagship university whose mascot is the gamecock which leads to everyone in South Carolina walking around with the word "COCKS" on their shirts. And also, it's college, and if your friends didn't show you porn in college and you went to a state school, you obviously cheated your way through.

[fkamer@villagevoice.com]