iPhone Users Barely Have Time to Make Any Calls What With All the Sex They've Having
Oh yeah, here's some news you can use. Dating site OkCupid has done a helpful survey of its users' phone and sex habits, and of all the phoning, sexing Internet daters out there, the iPhoners are the sexingest! After them come BlackBerry users and then people who use Android and may or may not have sex with actual people, when they have sex at all: The average Android-using male, apparently, had had sex with 6 people by the time he was 30; ladies did a little better with 6.1 conquests.
BlackBerry users had gotten it on with 8.1 folks (for men) and 8.8 (for ladies). And female iPhoners were the sluttiest of all, with 12.3 lays to male iPhone-users' 10. Interesting, ladies got laid more in all of these phone scenarios.
Granted, this survey was done in somewhat of a creepy fashion:
OkCupid looked at the data hidden in the images that users uploaded as profile pictures to see which cameras were used to take them -- including smartphone cameras. With many of the site's users also having taken personality tests like "The Dating Persona Test" or "The Slut Test," which ask for a count of sexual partners, the site was able to cross-reference that data to complete the study.
Nonetheless, the survey was done, and since our phone is in need of a replacement stat, we're considering all of our options carefully. OkCupid, living to serve!