Sunday Evening Link Dump: Lindsay Lohan's Meth Addiction and Sarah Palin's "Cojones"

Needs more meth

• Lindsay Lohan will head straight from jail to rehab at Morningside Recovery for 90 days in order to be treated for addiction and bipolar disorder. According to a source, "methamphetamine and opiates are her 'drugs of choice,'" which makes cocaine and alcohol feel really left out. [TMZ]

• Sarah Palin claimed on Fox News Sunday that Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has "the cojones" Barack Obama lacks to take on immigration reform. "Cojones" is "testicles" in Spanish, also the language used by illegal immigrants who steal American jobs while high-fiving Muslims, so who's the real terrorist, Sarah Palin? [WaPo]

• Along with Chelsea Clinton, this was a big weekend for marriages, including Alicia Keys, the rapper T.I. and... Lisa Simpson? [E! Online, LAT, Vulture]

• The "hipper" Burger King, BK Whopper Bar, enjoyed a "soft" opening in Times Square on Saturday, but is not serving beer yet, because the liquor license is still pending. "It's a wonderful restaurant." It sure is. [City Room]

• Hugh Hefner on love: "The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects." [NYDN]

And on that note...