Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter
Today, media people of the world are sitting at their computers, scanning their Google Readers and coming up empty-handed. For, today is a Slow News Day, a holiday of sorts.
Nobody even has anything to talk about on Twitter! So they're all talking about Slow News Day.
The succinct version:
Well, she kind of does, though?
Dave Weigel is enjoying his Slow News Day.
It's even Slow News Day in Wales!
More media attention should be devoted to the Snazzy Napper.
Happy Slow News Day everyone. Only a few hours till the weekend! For those of you with summer Fridays, hope you're enjoying your margaritas and sandy beaches. Fuckers.