In Lieu of Sex Orgy, Drunk Woman Goes Badger-Crashing

Okay, here's one we haven't heard before: A Swedish woman was just enjoying your typical summer get-together with pals when her host announced that group sex would follow the coffee course. (More sugar?) Clearly overcaffeinated, she freaked out, jumped into her car, and drove over a badger, crashing her car and ending up in a ditch. Obviously, "hitting the badger" has many meanings, and obviously, we mourn the little guy. Needless to say, the woman was drunk. Moral of the story: Make love, not dead badgers. And it's generally good practice to say no after the second cup. [via NYP] [JDoll]