Introducing: The Situation T-Shirt, and 10 Other Hideous Ways to Clothe Your Upper Half

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So, horror of horrors, this happened. The vile interbreeding of clothing species, mixed with the mad-ad-genius of one Jersey Shore-ist, has resulted in the abdominal-revealing Situation T-shirt. Your eyes may never be the same. And, yes, those are Photoshopped flames. But to our great surprise, upon further exploration, this may actually not be the worst shirt ever. In its honor, we came up with a list of the 10 most heinous upper-attire options available to you, here and now. We're not sure who wins and who loses in this situation, but if you own any of these items remotely un-ironically, please, seek help.

1. The Most Hideous Christmas Sweater EVER
In a word: Wrong.

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2. The Crop Top/Mock Turtleneck

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Possibly Worse: The Bra Top/Pirate Shirt. This is athletic wear?


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