"I'm You": America Is Not Christine O'Donnell, It's a 300-Pound Bearded, Diabetic Man (Video)
If you enjoyed or were oddly fascinated or disturbed or in any way amused by Christine O'Donnell's creeptastic "I'm You" campaign ad, you'll love this parody, in which a Double-Rainbow-esque slacker dude admits he's not a witch, werewolf, sasquatch, or even a piece of shit. "Send me your donations and I will go to Grandma's house and order pizza tonight," he says. Man, you are us. Double pepperoni, all the way?